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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 06:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Next, they tried...

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

‘It Is Going to Happen’: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Warns of Crack in the Bond Market - Barron's

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Millions of Eggs Recalled After CDC Ties Them to a Massive Salmonella Outbreak Across 9 States - Food & Wine

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Genetics testing startup Nucleus Genomics criticized for its embryo product: 'Makes me so nauseous' - TechCrunch

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review

Still no good

No way

share office space ...

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

2 Jewish delis make the New York Times’ 2025 ‘Best Restaurants in New York City’ list - Jewish Telegraphic Agency

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read