What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 06:04

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
‘It Is Going to Happen’: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Warns of Crack in the Bond Market - Barron's
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
What should I do to get over a relationship?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review
Still no good
No way
share office space ...
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read